tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37787672248072253192024-02-20T14:49:33.126-08:00the unknown bloggerhowdy,this is my first blog and its about what i am good at i.e. humor,this blog gives you the most hilarious things you will find,be it a story or quotestheunknownbloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11292736448753247169noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3778767224807225319.post-75610115711895765872015-03-03T02:44:00.003-08:002015-03-03T02:47:47.423-08:00Unemployed? B.tech engineer? You too? haha Read on then...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b>"If its stupid and it works, it ain't stupid"</b><br />
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Hi, as you may have gathered from above, I am a B.tech graduate, and yes i am unemployed.<br />
You might even go as far as to think why am I unemployed? well as I said, I was along millions others who chose the bright and captivating degree in engineering with dreams of landing a job in companies like Google, Microsoft, Apple, you get the picture.<br />
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So what happened?<br />
After struggling and juggling between lectures, semesters, girlfriend and friends 4 years passed.<br />
It was during the final year that i began to have doubts that i may not have made as bright a choice as i led myself and others believe.<br />
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Things began to change, shall i say dramatically when i was in my last year.<br />
everything was going down, not down as in one step down, down as in rock bottom down.<br />
I felt like my life was on a fast-track lane to crash-ville.<br />
I had doubts about my future, problems with my girlfriend, and 3-4 backlogs as well.<br />
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So, i had to focus everything on clearing my backlogs and getting my degree.<br />
Gone were the days when i used to be the topper of my class and received praises from my teachers and family.<br />
Now all my energy was consumed on barely hanging on to keep my life from completely falling apart.<br />
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It's in times like these that you get to know the real value of having friends, and thank the gods i always had good friends with me, every step of my life.<br />
So, I got my shit together during the final semester, by then i knew that i had to take my life into control or else it would be all over.<br />
So i put on my good-boy shoes, cleared my backlogs, and completed my B.tech.<br />
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---- After Two months---<br />
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So, being a fresher I, like several million other fresh graduates decided to prepare for Staff Selection Commission(SSC) examinations.<br />
Little did I know, that i would be meeting rock_bottom version 2.0 very, VERY soon.<br />
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Feels a bit similar (if not the same) to your story? Then you know what happened next.<br />
Even so, I will write and you will read coz we both have nothing else to do (haha).<br />
So, what happened was, some wise-guy decided to leak the paper, other wise-guys jumped on the train called "Reckless Express".<br />
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What happened afterwards was a nightmare. After a long halt in the procedures, court hearings, strikes, re-examination and what-not, the final result after everything was that there was more than a hundred mark difference in cut-off from the previous year.<br />
So obviously I met Rock_bottom version 3.1.0.<br />
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<b>And here I am, writing a blog as you-know-who about you-know-what.</b><br />
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I will end this blog by saying:<br />
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<b>"what defines us is not how we fall but how we land"</b><br />
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<b>"when you find yourself going through hell, keep going" </b><br />
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theunknownbloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11292736448753247169noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3778767224807225319.post-24911403104222488742010-12-17T00:11:00.000-08:002015-03-03T01:42:35.034-08:00top 20 of the best and funniest t-shirt quotes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Hi, these are the top best and funniest t-shirt quotes. Enjoy!<br />
1.Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.<br />
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2 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car<br />
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3 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.<br />
4 Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.<br />
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5 Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.<br />
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6 We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.<br />
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7 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.<br />
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8 The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.<br />
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9 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 6306<br />
10 If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.<br />
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11 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.<br />
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12 We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. <br />
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13 War does not determine who is right - only who is left.<br />
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14 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. <br />
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15 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next<br />
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16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.<br />
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16 Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.<br />
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17 My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.<br />
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18 Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.<br />
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19 The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.<br />
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20 Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.</div>
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